lliampayne: those people who are so attractive you don’t know if you want to be them or fuck them
edsheewalkedd: you’re scrolling through tumblr there’s no one online and your dash is dead out of the corner of your eye you spot them the australians
Straight guy: Why do you like girls?
Me: NIGGA WHY DO YOU LIKE GIRLS?!
radio station 1: call me maybe
radio station 2: payphone
radio station 3: wild ones
radio station 4: what makes you beautiful
radio station 5: where have you been
radio station 6: somebody that i used to know
me: *veers car off bridge and drowns in lake*